#27707(e): Band Names with One Word in the Name Replaced by the Word "Eggplant"

 -- The Eggplants

 -- The Eggplant Boys

 -- Josie and the Eggyplants

#8433a: Semi-Furnished

 

-- the souls of DMV employees

-- a career plan based on the writing of 3-item lists

-- my pants

#48813: Southwestern U.S. State License Plate Mottoes (Suggested, by Ultimately Not Used)

 

-- Chiba Stick!...And Lotto! (CO)

-- Go Easy on the Street Tacos. (AZ)

-- Someday…This Will All Be Radioactive Rubble... (NV)

#84001: Newest Facebook Friends

-- Jesus

-- Jesus’s 70-year-old mother-in-law

-- spam Jesus

#6688b: More Collective Nouns (Extreme Category)

 -- a fuckload of wheat thins

 -- a giant tarantula of tarantulas

 -- a tsunami of Denise

#16621: Most Popular Flavors at Baskin Robbins in Purgatory

-- lemon-grime

-- wrathberry

 -- vanilla/vanilla swirl

#6671b: Early Gershwin Drafts

-- “Summertime and It’s a Livin’ (If You Follow My Meanin’…)”

-- “Rhapsody in Ecru”

-- “An American in a Parisian Restroom”

#7211: Less-Common Cloud Formations

-- strato-humorous

-- nimbo-fabulous

-- alto-microbus

#28664: Call It in the Air!

-- “shotgun” on that last parachute

-- direction tornado will take outhouse

-- Freds? Or Gayles?

#16724: Bands I Have Played in in Dreams

 -- Fred Rumpell and the Escalatiers
 -- TimeTeeth
 -- The Rolling Stones

#22686: Willing To (Just Not Available To)

-- drive you to airport

-- go the Burning Man with Ernest Hemingway’s skeleton in a suitcase

-- spank naughty strangers

#54122: Less Popular Syrups

-- Mabel syrup

-- Papal syrup

-- navel syrup

#11766: Shaped like—but Not—a Breakfast Burrito

-- Dan Manzanares

-- the time between conjugal visits

-- this metaphor

#54628b: My Mama Done Tol’ Me (More)

-- Don’t spank you no chickens!

-- Don’t buy you no snuggies!

-- Don’t post you no 3-item lists on social media sites!

#15072: That Motorcycle Sounds Like

-- my colon an hour after lunch

-- somebody imitating a puma

-- your grandma, when she’s angry

#6877: Heart of ____, Feet of ____

 

-- Gold, Gold Also

-- Darkness, Mistah Kurtz

-- Cheetos, Cool Whip

#51360: Latest Hip Acronymic Slang (LHAS)

 

-- PUDIP (Pants Unzipped, Dancing in Public)

-- MTHSML (Man-Turtle Hybrid Senate Majority Leader)

-- TSAB (Terrestrial-Squid-Attack Bait)

 

#49852; Unsympathetic Sneeze Responses

-- “You disgust me with the noises you make and the viscosity of your bodily fluids.”

-- “I hope your nose falls off.”

-- “Bless your worst enemy, and his girlfriend Pam.”

#71024: Thanksgiving Main Dishes on Other Planets

-- roast Varrj with element J-212 stuffing (Planet Kloot)

-- a soup made from the bone marrow of unhappy welfare recipients (Dick Cheney’s space fortress)

-- methane brownies (Neptune)

 

#83877: Carry-On Personal Baggage

-- irrational fear of other people’s forearms

-- incipient results of that breakfast burrito

-- certainty that “man was not meant to fly”

#20993: Wish I Could Change

 

-- where I spend my days

-- what I spend my days doing

-- the pants of God

#51607:Chalk It All Up To…

 

-- the area’s vast deposits of calcium carbonate

-- the rough outline of the deceased

-- Leon

#41252: More Things that Come in Situationally Altered Amounts

-- Eric Baker’s dozen (15)

-- ten of Steverino (7.3)

-- 30-pack of Oreos at Costco (75)

#3400: Don’t Listen To

-- me

-- Klaus

-- that mean-looking actress in the exercise video

#39812: Scandalous, Once

 

-- masturbation

-- the Beatles

-- instant breakfast