#29182: What I Did on My Summer Vacation (Predictive Edition)

-- went to work for effing most of it

-- drank significantly more tequila than I should’ve

-- went to France

#5207b: Groupon Deal Subjects or Opening Acts for Phish?

 -- Laser Toenail Hair Removal

 -- Lunar Manscaping

 -- Bouncy Castle Afternoon

#55462: Also Using Steroids (As Far As I Can Tell)

 

-- El Nino

-- the Dickman brothers

-- neighbor’s 42-pound cat

#46619: More Literary Penis Nicknames (Inspired by ShakespeareTragedies)

 -- Poor Yorick
 -- sailor's thumb
 -- Little Iago

#73240: Things That Do Not Belong in My Breakfast Burrito

-- your teeth

-- tempeh

-- Terry Bradshaw’s teeth

#84841: Separated at Birth?

-- Dr. Pepper and Mr. Pibb

-- cats and sleep-deprivation study experts

-- Mr. Peanut and Nazi apologist Herr Erdnuss