#9549: Other Steely Dan Football References

 -- "Losin' it again...at Soldier Field"

 -- "Tottenham mamas, you shake it too!"

 -- "Indian-Apliss--they colts!"

#20000: A Few Items Left in the "Ol' Bag o' Tricks"

 -- shitload of loose 3-item lists

 -- disappearing head illusion

 -- "Charm Torpedo!"

#4776: NOT the Capital

 -- Arkansas City

 -- Utahpolis

 -- L'il Alaska

#55245: What Wouldn't I Do?

 -- Quit the band, right when we're taking off.
 -- Get off the airplane, right when we're taking off.
 -- Hold that purse, in this dress.

#8437b: Nerd Innuendoes

-- SQL Injection

-- Root Element

-- Pipe Delimiter

#76856: Bad Things to Get on 2-for-1 Night

 

-- an STD

-- kidney punch

-- hygiene lecture

#48124: Regrets, I’ve Had a Few…

-- the fannypack phase

-- doing it that other guy’s way

-- telling the policeman, “Your face has the right to remain silient!”

#85942: Exercises for the Over-Exercised

 -- 30-minute lay-downs

 -- 1 rep of take-a-load-offs

 -- 15 sweat-it-nots

#19047: Records Not to Set

 -- most consecutive gutterballs

 -- bushiest nosehair

 -- most squirrel bites on your wilson, two seasons running

#45970: Charting This Week

 -- chapped lips! (up 3 spots to Number 1!)

 -- ennui (this hot import from across the pond debuts at Number 2!)

 -- flatulence (still holding down the Number 3 spot...)

#94895: My Next Job Should...

 -- Be Closer to My House

 -- Be Easier to Understand

 -- Feature a Regular Open-Mike

#41798: Places People Go To in Songs Less Frequently

 -- office supply closet

 -- Swink, CO

 -- tunnel of reptiles 

#30511: Harvey Comics Characters Who Never Got Their Own Series

 -- Crusty, the Hygiene-challenged Ghost

 -- L'il Lecher

 -- Mitchell Middleclass