#4167: GOOD, CHEAP PLACES TO HIDE

--large thrift store
--inside a good book of contemporary poetry
--underneath a mask of flirty disinterest

#12008: TASTES THAT EVOKE A STRONG MEMORY

(list created @SOBO on 11.29.10 by LS,PKM, E and LM, JDF)

--Beef jerky (stealing food from the cat bowl, as a young child)
--Wool (making out with a sheep)
--Watercolor paints (Kindergarten art class when Mrs. Karney told us not to get paint on our hands but what is she thinking because I'm left-handed, so I always had to lick my hand clean.)

#6465: RIPSTOP NYLON'S BUDDIES FROM SCHOOL

--Val Cro
--Gore Tex
--Steve the stoner

#5229: NOT FUNNIER THAN A RUBBER CHICKEN

--rubber turkey
--rubber Rumsfeld
--rubber rubella vaccine

#883b: THE NEXT 3 STEPS

--Find the Skeleton Key
--Key the Skeleton's Car
--Prank call the Skeleton's House

#20540: ON SPECIAL THIS WEEK

--egg salad
--diminished grandiosity
--waterproof underpants

#50675: 3 MORE OVERUSED PET NAMES

--I'll-kill-you
--Terrence
--Mr. Mumbles

#6751b: REJECTED FOLLOW-UP LINES FOR "My little horse must think it queer"

--For me to offer him a beer
--Whenever I stand up and cheer
--But I tuck the daisy behind my ear

#4611: OTHER THINGS PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES SHOULDN'T DO

--take hostages
--cross-dress, but on the cheap
--naked jumping jacks

#877: EASY COLLEGE COURSES FOR ATHLETES (Less Popular Sports)

--Waffle-Making for Quafflers
--Muff-Buffing for Duffers
--Dancing (But in Comfortable Shoes) for Ice Dancers

#4103: MORE VENGEFUL DEITIES FROM THE SQUIRREL RELIGION

--Nutrot II
--Tcccccccccccccccchhh
--Bristletail the Unpleasant

#62: FILLING IN FOR SOMEONE ELSE

--me (for Cary Grant)
--you (for Greta Garbo)
--your mom (for Greta Garbo's mom)

#369Yeah!: TEAMS NOT IN THE PLAYOFFS THIS YEAR

--my team
--your team
--thankfully, that ratbastard Ronny's team