--large thrift store
--inside a good book of contemporary poetry
--underneath a mask of flirty disinterest
30 November 2010
#12008: TASTES THAT EVOKE A STRONG MEMORY
(list created @SOBO on 11.29.10 by LS,PKM, E and LM, JDF)
--Beef jerky (stealing food from the cat bowl, as a young child)
--Wool (making out with a sheep)
--Watercolor paints (Kindergarten art class when Mrs. Karney told us not to get paint on our hands but what is she thinking because I'm left-handed, so I always had to lick my hand clean.)
--Beef jerky (stealing food from the cat bowl, as a young child)
--Wool (making out with a sheep)
--Watercolor paints (Kindergarten art class when Mrs. Karney told us not to get paint on our hands but what is she thinking because I'm left-handed, so I always had to lick my hand clean.)
28 November 2010
23 November 2010
22 November 2010
#883b: THE NEXT 3 STEPS
--Find the Skeleton Key
--Key the Skeleton's Car
--Prank call the Skeleton's House
--Key the Skeleton's Car
--Prank call the Skeleton's House
19 November 2010
18 November 2010
16 November 2010
#6751b: REJECTED FOLLOW-UP LINES FOR "My little horse must think it queer"
--For me to offer him a beer
--Whenever I stand up and cheer
--But I tuck the daisy behind my ear
--Whenever I stand up and cheer
--But I tuck the daisy behind my ear
12 November 2010
#4611: OTHER THINGS PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES SHOULDN'T DO
--take hostages
--cross-dress, but on the cheap
--naked jumping jacks
--cross-dress, but on the cheap
--naked jumping jacks
09 November 2010
#877: EASY COLLEGE COURSES FOR ATHLETES (Less Popular Sports)
--Waffle-Making for Quafflers
--Muff-Buffing for Duffers
--Dancing (But in Comfortable Shoes) for Ice Dancers
--Muff-Buffing for Duffers
--Dancing (But in Comfortable Shoes) for Ice Dancers
05 November 2010
#4103: MORE VENGEFUL DEITIES FROM THE SQUIRREL RELIGION
--Nutrot II
--Tcccccccccccccccchhh
--Bristletail the Unpleasant
--Tcccccccccccccccchhh
--Bristletail the Unpleasant
04 November 2010
#62: FILLING IN FOR SOMEONE ELSE
--me (for Cary Grant)
--you (for Greta Garbo)
--your mom (for Greta Garbo's mom)
--you (for Greta Garbo)
--your mom (for Greta Garbo's mom)
02 November 2010
#369Yeah!: TEAMS NOT IN THE PLAYOFFS THIS YEAR
--my team
--your team
--thankfully, that ratbastard Ronny's team
--your team
--thankfully, that ratbastard Ronny's team
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