#214: WANT MORE OF

--delerious laughter
--that noise you make that sounds like purring
--See's candy

#4706: MORE REJECTED FRUITS

--the quadrilope
--the cranana
--brussellsberry

#2521: SPYING FOR ANOTHER SPECIES

--"Rover" Torkelson (actually a dog)
--Herb A. Horseflesh (actually a large dog)
--"Spuds" MacKenzie (actually a Republican)

#1983: E T PHONE (In Addition to Home)

--your chiropractor
--Dennis, about covering his shift on Thursday
--1-800-INSURANCE

#70821a: SMALLER URBAN CENTER CIVIC ANTHEMS: Eastern Colorado

--"Why Not Niwot?" by Raja Wehlk
--"I've Got a Crush on Brush" by unknown
--"Swink! (Swank, Swunk.)" by Burt Bacharach

#2790: HEROS OF NON-HEROISM

--Captain Knows-His-Place
--The Incredible Suck-Up
--Lap Dog!

#5553: SLATE CLEANERS

--money
--tears
--three strong martinis

#4000206: SPARE ME THE DETAILS

--stool color
--Donald Trump's opinion
--stool consistency

#1505: SCANNED OBJECTS

--word processed document
--potential sex partners at JC Penneys
--email from Leon