#44862: Grab Bag!

-- Channing Tatum O’Neal
-- kimjongtini
-- the third flying monkey out of one’s ass

#70213: Oscar Hosts Under Consideration for Next Year’s Show (Not)

-- Kim Jong Un
-- Honey Badger Guy
-- J Diego

#2008b: Other Things with Which He Is Killing Me Softly

 -- his atonal humming
 -- his constant references to that time a guy told him he'd make a good navy seal
 -- his flatulence

#51412: President Parts

-- Lincoln's left foot
-- Harding's philtrum
-- Washington's patellas

#21413a: Less Popular Valentines Candy Heart Messages

-- LUV GLUV
-- HEIL VALENTINE!
-- I'M FRACKIN' 4 U!

#40804: Odd Flavored Snack Items Spotted in Clearance Food Aisle at the Dollar Store

-- Hostess meat pies
-- Doritos Xtreme poodle flavor
-- Pop-Tartars

#27707(d): Famous (Possibly Apocryphal) Quotes with One Word Replaced by the Word “Eggplant”

-- "We have nothing to eggplant but eggplant itself" - Eggplant Roosevelt
-- "You can't make an eggplant without cracking a few eggs." - J Eggplant Frey
-- "I regret that I have but one eggplant to give for my country." - Nathan Eggplant