#42033: Choose Your Weapon

-- silly string, or squirtgun full of grapefruit juice

-- pen, or penis
-- sarcasm, or schmarcasm

#79439: No Longer Popular in the Internet

-- Mike Dukkakis fan site

-- pokes from elderly relatives
-- clever, alphabetically arranged haikus

#19896: Too Figurative to Bail

-- the idea of a bucket

-- a mime's bucket
-- a pocket bucket