#260219: Not in Grandpa Jimmy's Will

 
 -- Grandma Jimmy
 -- Grandpa Jimmy's bookie, Mel K.
 -- Uncle Cheeks (he knows why...)

#36986: Yet More Rejected Ways to Leave Your Lover

 

 -- Choke on a gyro, Spiro.

 -- Hide in a port-a-potty, Dottie.

 -- Don't check for ticks, Rick.

#37059: Hip, Desert-Related Names for the New Baby

 

 -- Gobi

 -- Saguaro

 -- Mrs. Fields