21 March 2011

#3984: WHO'S COUNTING, ANYWAY?

--Irving. Maybe his older brother too.
--the "All-Counting" clicky thing
--Fuck it...most people.

16 March 2011

#6851: MORE FOODS TO AVOID

--angel-dusted donut holes
--"Spare the Hot Fat, Spoil the French Fries" brand frozen French fries
--the living flesh of your co-workers

09 March 2011

#460: DESSERT OPTIONS ON THE SUMMIT OF MT. EVEREST

(list by LS,PSM,L and EM,JDF @SOBO)

--gore-tex
--that dead Belgian's chocolate bars
--sno-cone

07 March 2011

#2109: "ZESTY" ITEMS

--lemons
--certain flavors of Doritos
--Lemon Pledge (not in Europe)

03 March 2011

#4423: LIFESTYLE TIPS FOR NOT CALLING ATTENTION TO YOURSELF

--Dress in the colors of earth and sand.
--No hats with horns.
--Scream only when others are screaming.