#19259: Rejected Mints

 -- Peepermint ("The gum that watches you get dressed!")

 -- Governmint ("Tastes just like congress!")

 -- Spiromint ("Now with 10% more Agnew!")

#6519: Spreadable at Room Temperature

 -- PocketBucket list writer's easy lack of virtue

 -- rumor about hidden race of super-pigs

 -- Leon

#44738: More Misheard Lyrics (slightly)

 -- I can't get no Sabbath action…

 -- Rikki don't lose that numb purse…

 -- Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, bath mat!

#59682: Drives a Soft Bargain

 -- Siamese cat of Death

 -- Crazy Tiffany's used car lot

 -- Mister Muffins, the giggly hostage negotiator