#81811: I'd Rather Be a _____ than a _____ (Yes I Would)

 -- Dolphin, Whale

 -- Gulag, Jail

 -- Thermos, Grail

#83901: Under-Used First Dance Songs

 -- "Last Dance" (Donna Summer)

 -- "Theme from Hill Street Blues"

 -- "Backdoor Man"

#47777: Could Work (Just Crazy Enough…)

 

-- The “Espresso and Styrofoam Peanuts” Diet

-- Licking batteries to make yourself temporarily smarter

-- Dressing up like Ben Franklin/bluffing way in

#84322: Lesser Tri-City Areas

 -- Nowhere, Dirt, and Sorrow's Ranch, ND

 -- Swink, Swank, and Swunk, CO

 -- Nixon, Little Nixon, Jeff's "Little Nixon", NV

#8402: In Transition

 -- Polar North

 -- my hairline

 -- breakfast

#2222b: Under-used Twin Names

 -- Marvin & Blarvin

 -- Follow & Stalker

 -- Trouble & Marcy

#54221: That Which I Don't _____ Could Fill a _____

 -- floss, billiard ball

 -- see naked (but want to), large concert venue

 -- accomplish each day, gunnysack o' guilt

#74512: Foster Family (Other Members)

 -- Ol' Uncle Tributary

 -- Babblin' Gramma Brook 

 -- Young Man River

#66210: What They're Smearing All Over Themselves

 -- a paste made of dates and goat cheese

 -- Sylvia

 -- blame for lackluster economy

#78400: Otherwise, No

 -- It's not turkey bacon is it?

 -- Can I at least wear my lucky hat?

 -- Jesus loves me, right?

#43180: More Cardinal Rules

 -- Never call the bishop "Shorty."

 -- Hats stay ON in the restroom.

 -- No "polishing the relic."

#2915b: On the Other Hand

 -- the other glove

 -- temporary tattoo from Chuck E. Cheese

 -- sticky black stuff

#88338: Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo (Also)

 -- Syracuse buffalo
 -- the health inspector
 -- themselves, late at night

#56442: Unexpected Wedding Speakers

 -- the health inspector

 -- Mike Ditka

 -- Jesus

#20812: More Things Not to Throw at the Bride and Groom

 -- lawn darts

 -- ex-wives

 -- meat

#80821: Bendy Straw Polls

 -- Gumby vs. Pokey (1970)
 -- show of hands at the Boneless Congress
 -- House vote on "who dealt it"

#33608: Near-Life Experiences

 -- staff meeting

 -- buying things in malls using gift-cards

 -- second date with Louise