#69427: "That's Mr. ____ to You, Pal!"

 -- Mr. Henderson

 -- Pain-in-the-ass Good Samaritan

 -- Starting Quarterback for the St. Louis Rams

#40107: And Then I Woke Up….(More)

-- Edgar Allan Poe is washing my hair, but wait…that’s not shampoo!

-- startle response startled by more interior startle response

-- the curtain rises and the audience is made up entirely of shrieking tubers

 

#1666: Cheerful Disasters

 

-- Hurricane Peaches

-- that salmon-colored blazer Dad wore to the wedding

 -- the Hindenburp

#79576: Still More Collective Nouns

 -- a meta of collective nouns

 -- a dessert cart of poems

 -- a shooby-dooby of blue-footed boobys

#53336: What's the WIFI Password Again?

 -- w1f1

 -- th0s3G0dd4mM0nk3y5

 -- 9 (duh...)

#18749: Working ____? Or ___ Working?

 -- Week, Weakly

 -- Stiff, Stiffly

 -- the System, Digestive System Not

#42015: Blurbs from Poets on the Back of My Upcoming Collection, "The Year the Eggs Cracked" (Not)

 -- "J Diego Frey's poetry is better than his singing voice, barely!" -- T.S. Eliot

 -- "What Frey does with a stanza should be illegal in the Midwest!" -- Edna St. Vincent Millay

 -- "J Diego who?" -- Bob Frost

#19894: More Unpopular Spirit Animals

 -- jellyfish (in fact, most translucent invertbrates)

 -- Jeff

 -- stevia-badger

#49083: Flightless Verbs

-- ostriching

-- lead-ballooning

-- Pam-alogging

#62328: Worlds I Have Yet to Visit

 

-- Neptune

-- World of Tile

-- Planet Grown-up

#33241: Overstocked Edible Underwear Flavors

-- habanero-chedder

-- Denise

-- toasted yeast

#55403: Stays against Execution (Simple Bodily Functions Category)

-- not taking credit cards with you to the bar

-- agreement w/yourself to not jump out window when “Seasons in the Sun” comes on the radio

-- the “ol’ sphincter clench”

#73425: Monkeynote Speakers

-- Dr. Zaius (again)

-- Koko’s sign-language teacher

-- guy who drives the banana truck

 

#47488: Yet-To-Be-Released Car Models

-- Chevy Eviscerator

-- Kia Seeyawoodinwannabeeya

-- Lexus Shmexus

#37990: If Loving You Is Wrong…

-- …I don’t wanna get caught at it.

-- …what’s the correct answer then…D) All of the Above?

-- …loving your sister is wronger.