#21588: Misdemeanors against Humanity

 

-- salsa with no flavor

-- jaywalking a mile in somebody else’s shoes

-- TV shows where people try impress business executives and then whine about their experience directly to the camera

#54661a: Irregular Lengths

-- 2 1/3 Pams

-- distance between Mr. Johnson and his nemesis

-- duration of my good moods

#35574: Trends Not to Watch

-- tube socks with shorts popular again

-- increase in length and thickness of local back hair

-- naked selfies with Matlock

#9012: Check, Please!

-- whether there is a cement mixer in my blind spot

-- it before you wreck same

-- that lump on your taint

#35571: In Case of ____, Break ____

 

-- Eggos, Fast

-- Pretentiousness, Wind

-- Pushy but Good-Natured Wiseguys, Balls

#70498: Less Popular Graphers

-- fartographer

-- Quahographer

-- yomammographer

#74902: “That’s What Sheep Said!” (har-har-har…)

-- “Just tell me which direction to face.”

-- “Smells like wet wool up in here!”

-- “Bah ram you too, asshole!”

#81806: Less Popular Pinball Machine Themes

 

-- Operation Rescue!

-- The Golden Girls

-- all black

#45159: Yet More Rhymes for Spiro Agnew

 

-- Indira’s toe bag’s blue

-- Steer no nags, you!

-- Cheerio ragout