#7990a: New Year's Resolutions (Other Species)

-- work out more and don't think about nuts so much (squirrel)
-- make more of an effort to stand out from the crowd (phytoplankton)
-- get more klerrrb and element J212 in my diet (creature from Planet Krooot)

#9025: Alternatives to the "Mega-Church"

-- Maxi-Church
-- Jumbo Chapel
-- Big Ol' Basilica

#1225b: Un-needed Xmas Gifts (Already Have One)

-- horse head mask
-- set of popcorn forks
-- surfeit of irony