#27707(e): Band Names with One Word in the Name Replaced by the Word "Eggplant"

 -- The Eggplants

 -- The Eggplant Boys

 -- Josie and the Eggyplants

#8433a: Semi-Furnished

 

-- the souls of DMV employees

-- a career plan based on the writing of 3-item lists

-- my pants

#48813: Southwestern U.S. State License Plate Mottoes (Suggested, by Ultimately Not Used)

 

-- Chiba Stick!...And Lotto! (CO)

-- Go Easy on the Street Tacos. (AZ)

-- Someday…This Will All Be Radioactive Rubble... (NV)

#84001: Newest Facebook Friends

-- Jesus

-- Jesus’s 70-year-old mother-in-law

-- spam Jesus

#6688b: More Collective Nouns (Extreme Category)

 -- a fuckload of wheat thins

 -- a giant tarantula of tarantulas

 -- a tsunami of Denise

#16621: Most Popular Flavors at Baskin Robbins in Purgatory

-- lemon-grime

-- wrathberry

 -- vanilla/vanilla swirl

#6671b: Early Gershwin Drafts

-- “Summertime and It’s a Livin’ (If You Follow My Meanin’…)”

-- “Rhapsody in Ecru”

-- “An American in a Parisian Restroom”

#7211: Less-Common Cloud Formations

-- strato-humorous

-- nimbo-fabulous

-- alto-microbus

#28664: Call It in the Air!

-- “shotgun” on that last parachute

-- direction tornado will take outhouse

-- Freds? Or Gayles?

#16724: Bands I Have Played in in Dreams

 -- Fred Rumpell and the Escalatiers
 -- TimeTeeth
 -- The Rolling Stones

#22686: Willing To (Just Not Available To)

-- drive you to airport

-- go the Burning Man with Ernest Hemingway’s skeleton in a suitcase

-- spank naughty strangers

#54122: Less Popular Syrups

-- Mabel syrup

-- Papal syrup

-- navel syrup

#11766: Shaped like—but Not—a Breakfast Burrito

-- Dan Manzanares

-- the time between conjugal visits

-- this metaphor

#54628b: My Mama Done Tol’ Me (More)

-- Don’t spank you no chickens!

-- Don’t buy you no snuggies!

-- Don’t post you no 3-item lists on social media sites!

#15072: That Motorcycle Sounds Like

-- my colon an hour after lunch

-- somebody imitating a puma

-- your grandma, when she’s angry

#6877: Heart of ____, Feet of ____

 

-- Gold, Gold Also

-- Darkness, Mistah Kurtz

-- Cheetos, Cool Whip

#51360: Latest Hip Acronymic Slang (LHAS)

 

-- PUDIP (Pants Unzipped, Dancing in Public)

-- MTHSML (Man-Turtle Hybrid Senate Majority Leader)

-- TSAB (Terrestrial-Squid-Attack Bait)