#64461: Things that Skitter

 -- ice cubes on a hot stove

 -- weasels with long fingernails dancing on a tile floor

 -- my sanity on occasion

#42255: Tell-Tale Signs

 -- STOP (drinking so much before work, Steve.)

 -- MERGE (with Denise. Her boyfriend is in Toronto.)

 -- YIELD (shmeeld.)

#61477: Louie, Louie (Other Countries)

 -- Luis, Luis (Peru)

 -- Kim, Kim (North Korea)

 -- Moishe, Moishe (Israel)

#42255: Tell-Tale Signs

 -- STOP (drinking so much before work, Steve.)

 -- MERGE (with Denise. Her boyfriend is in Toronto.)

 -- YIELD (shmeeld.)

#71702: Cast Out of My Paradise

 -- soldiers in the chocolate donut army

 -- the Snooze Fairy

 -- President Chuckles

#8181 Cup Holders (Uncontested)

--Truth (The "Beauty Cup")

--Beauty (The "Truth Cup")

--Jeff (The "Whiffly Cup," Bakersfield Rec League Whiffle-Ball MVP, 1989)

#52500: Other Body Shapes Described by a Fruit or Vegetable

 -- asparagus

 -- pineapple

 -- star fruit

#19210: Whew, That Was a Middle-Distant Shave!

 -- escape from Chuck E. Cheese

 -- neighbor's angora goat

 -- taint clearing

#35573: Wet Blankets (other planets)

-- “No-klerb” Durrrrg (Plaent Kloot)

-- Sting (Arrakis)

-- Sting (Planet Hollywood)

#35572: Life of the Party! (other planets)

 

-- “Klerbish” Bleen! (Planet Kloot)

-- ol' Fumble-Nuts! (squirrel planet)

-- “Four-oh-one” Kay! (adulthood)

#35575: Unlikely Lotto Number Combinations

 

-- 1,2,3,4,6,5

-- Pi, age of oldest pet, exaggerated penis length x 10, good-looking neighbor’s address divided by 12, 40, the value of S in that equation from the movie about the science hero

-- 3, 33, 333, 3333, 6, 5