#42212: Less Popular Sir Mix-a-lot Songs

 

-- “Baby Got Cheap Filp-flops!”

-- “Baby Got Baco-bits!”

-- “Baby Got a Cold Sore! (Uh-Huh, Where?)”

#68469: The Betting Line for the Rest of the Century

 

-- pigeons + 6 over penguins

-- Richie Rich + 27 over Sackcloth Sal

-- slaps even vs. tickles

#8001: Descriptions that Stuck with Him

-- "just another clown in poetry's shoes"

-- "dances like a crash-test dummy"

-- "Parker Stevenson-y"

#9119b: What’s for Breakfast, Satan?

-- horribly burnt toast

-- steaming bowl of your own regrets

-- scorn flakes

#37382: Ships That Aren’t Coming In Any Time Soon

-- Denise

-- lottery

-- big Venezuelan ostrich ranch windfall

#10558: A Stretch, but I’ll Manage Somehow

-- adulthood

-- waiting until the end of the movie to pee

-- living/working with wolves

#20922: Clear Indicators

-- glass thumb

-- t-shirt has both the word “mustache” and a picture of a mustache on it

-- velociraptor is smiling

 

#37614: Media Hype Nicknames for the Terrestrial Squid Attack

 -- Squidpocalypse 2015!

 -- Superstorm Inky!

 -- Octogeddon!

#11215: What Is That Guy in the Background of the Live Video Feed from the City Council Muttering to Himself?

 -- Poetry, shmoetry...let's get to the goddam legislatin'!

 -- Soon, my pets,soon I will let you free to feast on the good citizens of this 'Burg. 

 -- The is the worst open-mike reading in history. 

#54110: Good Things to Put Off

 

-- checking my messages

-- an effective pheromone

-- people who “don’t appreciate” wanking jokes

#54221: Wouldn’t Want to Meet, Even in a Well-Lit Alley

-- spiders larger than poodles

-- the Republican-controlled congress

-- Twisty the clown

#4089b: More Icons of Oddness

-- Harry Carey

-- Mark Mothersbaugh

-- Dudley Enos

#75115: Breakfast Favorites (Other Species)

 

-- soft, just starting to rot nuts (squirrel)

-- 3-zorb omlette with klerrb and element J212 (creature from Planet Klooot)

-- rye toast, baby heads, coffee (Karl Rove)

#65462: More Unclaimed Alter-Egos

-- Metermaidman!

-- The Golden Asshole

-- Steve’s creepy cousin, Phillipe

#27707(f): Classic Book Titles with One Word Replaced by the Word "Eggplant"

 -- The Sound and the Eggplant

 -- Harry Potter and the Chamber of Eggplants

 -- Great Eggsplantations