69225: Wheel of Fortune (Other Dimensions)

-- Sphere of Lucky Coincidence (3rd)
-- Terragropp of Snergs (265th)
-- Dot of That’s All, Man (1st)

#44992: ____ Plus Time Equals ____

-- Twinkie, Twinkie
-- Brussel Sprouts, Need for Solitude
-- Procrastination, A Rich Well of Unpublished PocketBucket Lists

#53771: Next Year, If Not in Jerusalem, Then In

-- the Arbys on Colorado Blvd.
-- the “Cave of the Winds!”
-- a sleeping bag with several dozen bootleg Hostess Twinkies.

#47821: Some Things I Meant to Do

-- clean lint filter
-- learn Cantonese
-- assess the many small catastrophes my continued existence has bestowed upon this weeping earth

#32012b: The Three Horsemen of the Alpacalypse

-- ScratchyWool
-- AltitudeSickness
-- DirtyWetSockSmell

#82819: Movie Titles from the Shelf-Lifetime Network

-- A Ritz to Remember
-- Mustard Misunderstood
-- The Tchotchke Sisterhood

#6144: Whence My Confusion

-- use of the word “whence”
-- that I’m still allowed near the donuts
-- Tuesday, but feels like April