#45111: Trust Issues (Squirrel)

--Has to always sit on the highest branch.
--Doesn't believe that other squirrels like his tail.
--That looks like my nut.

#7808: Sport for Crows

[for C. Ransick]

--crowball
--beak dancing
--the marital difficulties of other crows

#1254: Why We Worship the Donut

--Circle (the eternal symbol).
--Goes great with coffee.
--They're sometimes "raised."

#45: Reasons to Cheer Up

--the opposite sex
--monkeys (the funny ones, not the scary ones)
--BLTs

#4114: VEN DIAGRAM SUBJECTS

--M's allegies, N's body sprays
--sexual preferences of primates, coworkers
--your art projects, thrift store donations

#3727: ONLY TWO LEFT

--states of consciousness
--undented commandments
--wealthy poets

#80953: FREAK FLAGS (Under-Appreciated)

--obsession with crossword puzzles
--stretchy waistband pants
--grapefruit-flavored soda