#27707: Famous Movie Titles with One Word Replaced by the Word “Eggplant” (Titles Chosen for Maximum Ambiguity So As to Subtly Undermine the Entire Premise of the Bit)

-- Mrs. Eggplant
-- The Eggplant
-- The Bridge over the River Eggplant

#22891c: More Rejected Metric Prefixes

-- boehno-
-- coochi-
-- zeezo-

#65120: Things Not to Bring Up in an Inaugural Poem

-- That the guy owes you money
-- How hard it is to rhyme with “inaugural”
-- Any embarrassing birthmarks

#47411: More Alternatives to "Bless You!" for Non-religious Sneezers

-- Zissou!
-- Ka-sneezus!
-- Sneeze less, Sneezolaphagus Jones!

#50081: Possible Names for the Erotic Novel I Need to Write Now that Everyone in My Writer's Group Is Writing One

-- On the Wings of Her Underpants
-- Naked Except for Bright Orange Socks
-- Love after I Finish My Burrito

#1964b: Literary-Character-Name-Based Adjectives that Have Been Used to Describe Me

-- Quixotic
-- Mishkinesque
-- Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzzy

#4349: More Collective Nouns

-- a double-eyeroll of inane comments in the staff meeting
-- a surfeit of sherbets
-- an apocalypse of alpacas