#5296: THE ONLY WAY "SOME" PEOPLE CAN "EXPRESS" THEMSELVES

thanx SOBO
--my rainbow afro wig
--my tongue-depressor cityscapes
--"Concerto for Breast Pump, In D"

#8220: TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!

--toficken
--whatever's in these frozen tacos
--"Smells Like Chicken", by Calvin Klein

#3359: More Collective Nouns

--a conspiracy of paranoids
--an infiltration of nose hair
--a clown-car of poets

#7404: WHO ISN'T A WANKER?

--Doug Wanker (that is, after the incident with the goat at the Wanker Family Reunion in '97)
--the goat
--actually, most goats

#117: I AM KNOWN BY MANY NAMES

[with assistance from DKF]
--The Weasel Freezer
--Captain Eleven-Thirty
--Jeffrey Condiments

#45633: REARRANGEMENTS THAT MAKE THE WORLD KOOKIER

--Bert of Parrot-Ice
--tiger-striped people running for public office
--cubic feet, round shoes

#79: SOME DAYS YOU EAT THE ___, OTHER DAYS YOU ___

--bear, barely eat
--bear, by the bear get eaten
--beer, drink the beers