#50112: More Bad Advice

-- The answer, my friend, is “more Jagermeister.”

-- Laugh at the funny policeman’s shocky phone!

-- Stay sweet.

#81632: Surprisingly Effective “Talking Cures”

-- applied utilization of choice expletives

-- the 6-minute groan

-- repeatedly saying “Nobody has to die tonight” through your clenched teeth on the drive home from work

#2526b: More Superheroes that I Believe Actually Exist

-- Captain Squishy  (“Protecting the world from an excess of sour-cream and onion potato chips!”)

-- The Kvetch  (“Able to alter history through the power of his complaining!”)

-- Halitosio!

#5121: "I'll Be _____ for My Own _____"

 -- Late, Circumcision

 -- Groggy, Audience with the Pope

 -- Awake, Funeral

#62041: The Raw Materials of Common Emotions

-- wool (nervousness)

-- vinyl (fear)

-- spandex (love)

#41854: Is That Even Possible?

-- Time Travel (maybe)

-- Lime Travel (yes)

-- Mime Travel (yes, but not advisable)

#32516: Walk _____ly and Carry a Big _____

 -- Knowing, Epiphany

 -- Delicate, Soap Bubble

 -- Ironical, Twist

#6806a: Still Rechargeable

 -- Jeanine (God bless her)

 -- the next round

 -- rhinos in heat

#49210: Call If You Need Anything, Except

 -- a stern talking-to

 -- another "happy ending"

 -- drool bucket emptying

#71153: More Difficult Deliveries

 

-- 15 kegs of Schlitz to Everest base camp

-- keynote speech at National Laser Pointer Enthusiasts Association banquet

-- station wagon full of free-range lobsters

#70045: Non-Pisa Leaning Towers

 -- The Leaning Tower of Un-Lived-Up-To Potential 

 -- The Leaning Tower of Flapjacks

 -- The Leaning Tower of Dennis, Ever Since the Operation

#81811: I'd Rather Be a _____ than a _____ (Yes I Would)

 -- Dolphin, Whale

 -- Gulag, Jail

 -- Thermos, Grail

#83901: Under-Used First Dance Songs

 -- "Last Dance" (Donna Summer)

 -- "Theme from Hill Street Blues"

 -- "Backdoor Man"

#47777: Could Work (Just Crazy Enough…)

 

-- The “Espresso and Styrofoam Peanuts” Diet

-- Licking batteries to make yourself temporarily smarter

-- Dressing up like Ben Franklin/bluffing way in

#84322: Lesser Tri-City Areas

 -- Nowhere, Dirt, and Sorrow's Ranch, ND

 -- Swink, Swank, and Swunk, CO

 -- Nixon, Little Nixon, Jeff's "Little Nixon", NV

#8402: In Transition

 -- Polar North

 -- my hairline

 -- breakfast

#2222b: Under-used Twin Names

 -- Marvin & Blarvin

 -- Follow & Stalker

 -- Trouble & Marcy

#54221: That Which I Don't _____ Could Fill a _____

 -- floss, billiard ball

 -- see naked (but want to), large concert venue

 -- accomplish each day, gunnysack o' guilt

#74512: Foster Family (Other Members)

 -- Ol' Uncle Tributary

 -- Babblin' Gramma Brook 

 -- Young Man River

#66210: What They're Smearing All Over Themselves

 -- a paste made of dates and goat cheese

 -- Sylvia

 -- blame for lackluster economy

#78400: Otherwise, No

 -- It's not turkey bacon is it?

 -- Can I at least wear my lucky hat?

 -- Jesus loves me, right?

#43180: More Cardinal Rules

 -- Never call the bishop "Shorty."

 -- Hats stay ON in the restroom.

 -- No "polishing the relic."

#2915b: On the Other Hand

 -- the other glove

 -- temporary tattoo from Chuck E. Cheese

 -- sticky black stuff

#88338: Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo (Also)

 -- Syracuse buffalo
 -- the health inspector
 -- themselves, late at night

#56442: Unexpected Wedding Speakers

 -- the health inspector

 -- Mike Ditka

 -- Jesus