#38861: Odd Things that I’m Actually Quite Grateful for

-- cheap and plentiful rubber bands
-- the sound of my children snoring
-- the 3-item list form

#1002: If Not ____, Then ____ ?

 -- Butterscotch, When

 -- Here, Why Not

 -- Element J-212, Klerrrb

#28652: Guilty Pleasures (Other Species)

 -- nut fondling (squirrel)

 -- fondling Uranus (Neptunians)

 -- nut fondling (Jeff)

#5520: Feels like the Fourth Time

 -- seventh Star Wars movie

 -- first attempt to convince Uncle Doug that the Internet isn't a Soviet plot. 

 -- second trip to lice removal clinic

#46313: How It Should Have Ended

 -- Batman and Superman get it on, are embarrassed later. 

 -- Forrest Gump elected supreme dictator, fixes health care. 

 -- Citizen Kane escapes down mountain on sled