#44691: Views into the Near to Very Near Future

 -- tiny winged bug about to fly up your nose

 -- previously suppressed flatulence becomes unsuppressed

 -- funny lists not going to "break through"

#44661: I Also Always Cry At

 -- weedings

 -- brisses

 -- Billy Jack film festivals

#44694: Banned Substances (Less Banned)

 -- strawberry poptarts

 -- distilled essence of irresponsiblity

 -- mildly hallucinogenic toad sweat

#44692: Nearer My Dog to Thee

 -- family leaves me in the car while it gets ice cream

 -- would rather go back to bed after breakfast

 -- not sure where that smell coming from

#44696: Yet More Rejected Disneyland Theme Rides

 -- Scar's Treacherous Water Slide

 -- Something about Those Mice on Ellis Island Water Slide

 -- Donald Duck Gets Gonorrhea Water Slide 

#59682: Middle-Distance Death Experiences

 -- some of my poems

 -- kissing a moose on the mouth

 -- Tamarac Square, Denver,  Decemeber 1981

#71043: Inappropriate Holiday Party Themes

 -- Bucket o' Naked Santas!

 -- "Kill the Heathen" & White-Elephant Gift Exchange

 -- Nobody Leaves Until I Find Out Who Clogged the Crapper

#44665: More Rejected Disneyland Theme Attractions

 -- Sebastian's Undersea Pleasure Grotto

 -- Goofy's Amtrak Disaster

 -- Whack-a-dwarf