#1031b: Increasingly Less-Popular Halloween Costumes [Inside Joke Category]

 

-- “That time Dave’s cat crapped in my shoe”

-- “More like…Wolfgang Schmuck!”

-- “The thing with the banana tacos...you know...in Ensenada? Remember?"

#50204: Grannies of Doom

-- Nana Hitler

-- Satan’s Bubbe

-- The Graminator

#37551: More Discontinued Clowns (Taken Off the Market Due to Complaints from Angry Moms)

-- Sweary Larry (The Potty-Mouthed Clown)

-- Grabbo (The Clown who Can’t Keep His Hands to Himself)

-- Heisenboing

#19174: Cartoon-Character Tattoos

-- Betty Worth on the left butt cheek

-- Bill the Cat on face

-- SpongeBob and your nipples are his eyes

#50112: More Bad Advice

-- The answer, my friend, is “more Jagermeister.”

-- Laugh at the funny policeman’s shocky phone!

-- Stay sweet.

#81632: Surprisingly Effective “Talking Cures”

-- applied utilization of choice expletives

-- the 6-minute groan

-- repeatedly saying “Nobody has to die tonight” through your clenched teeth on the drive home from work

#2526b: More Superheroes that I Believe Actually Exist

-- Captain Squishy  (“Protecting the world from an excess of sour-cream and onion potato chips!”)

-- The Kvetch  (“Able to alter history through the power of his complaining!”)

-- Halitosio!

#5121: "I'll Be _____ for My Own _____"

 -- Late, Circumcision

 -- Groggy, Audience with the Pope

 -- Awake, Funeral

#62041: The Raw Materials of Common Emotions

-- wool (nervousness)

-- vinyl (fear)

-- spandex (love)

#41854: Is That Even Possible?

-- Time Travel (maybe)

-- Lime Travel (yes)

-- Mime Travel (yes, but not advisable)

#32516: Walk _____ly and Carry a Big _____

 -- Knowing, Epiphany

 -- Delicate, Soap Bubble

 -- Ironical, Twist

#6806a: Still Rechargeable

 -- Jeanine (God bless her)

 -- the next round

 -- rhinos in heat

#49210: Call If You Need Anything, Except

 -- a stern talking-to

 -- another "happy ending"

 -- drool bucket emptying

#71153: More Difficult Deliveries

 

-- 15 kegs of Schlitz to Everest base camp

-- keynote speech at National Laser Pointer Enthusiasts Association banquet

-- station wagon full of free-range lobsters

#70045: Non-Pisa Leaning Towers

 -- The Leaning Tower of Un-Lived-Up-To Potential 

 -- The Leaning Tower of Flapjacks

 -- The Leaning Tower of Dennis, Ever Since the Operation