--donut shops
--women
--neon
22 June 2011
21 June 2011
#6222: FOOD THAT COULD JUST A EASILY BE EATEN FROM A SHOTGLASS
--mashed potatoes
--candy corn
--baco-bits
--candy corn
--baco-bits
17 June 2011
#7121b: DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT ME EITHER
--funny, smart, "good kid" who didn't get detention because I was so busy trying to please the adults that I missed a lot of great opportunities to do drugs and steal stuff
--flossing
--egg-salad sandwich that you put in fridge at work last week
--flossing
--egg-salad sandwich that you put in fridge at work last week
13 June 2011
#20756: THINGS THAT VIBRATE NOTICEABLY THAT I WISH WOULDN'T
--upper decks of shopping malls
--my left hipbone
--my right hipbone
--my left hipbone
--my right hipbone
09 June 2011
08 June 2011
#4595: DERELICTION OF DUTIES
--either peed in sink or allowed someone else to
--ate all the chips
--ignored pre-existing treaties with Portugal
--ate all the chips
--ignored pre-existing treaties with Portugal
06 June 2011
03 June 2011
#7743: INEVITIBLY
--the battery runs out
--the mailman wakes up too soon
--Denise makes a big deal about the corpse
--the mailman wakes up too soon
--Denise makes a big deal about the corpse
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