#33338: CAST OF "THE HIT SHOW"

--Punchy T. Clown
--Mr. Ike
--Princess Spanky-Panky

#207b: PERFECTLY CLEAN FOREIGN EXPRESSIONS THAT SOUND (VAGUELY) LIKE DIRTY ENGLISH ONES

--Bon Appetit
--Moshi-Moshi
--Ich bin ein Krankenschwester

#12004: NAMES SUGGESTED TO BUT ULTIMATELY REJECTED BY NAPOLEON I

--Linoleum I
--The Napster
--Cat-Napoleon

#8301: "IT'S THE FEEL MOVIE OF THE YEAR!"

--Gropey's 2: Revenge of Gropey-Sue
--The Azzgrabbin Twins Go to Azerbaijan
--Fondle Rhonda: Extended Edition

#7200: DUCK, DUCK, GOOSE (Other Countries)

--Shrimp, Shrimp, Anchovy (Portugal)
--Mountain Badger, Mountain Badger, Badger Who Built His Home by the River (South Korea)
--Penguin, Penguin, Goddam Penguin (Falkland Is.)

#4009b: My Stipulations (so far)

--Salad in the dressing room
--Dressing room
--Salad dressing for the salad in the dressing room

#2390: Unused Dwarves (let go from the original cast for behavior problems)

--Flashy
--Fingers
--Brain-eatey

#569: 3 More Shapes (never caught on)

--the trisquaroclops
--anything that looks like two pandas having sex
--circle of Jeff

#41: Acceptable Public Terms for Genitals (not used very much anymore division)

--walrus tusks
--Bavarian creampuff
--the Third Musketeer's third musket

#509: "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of..." (Considered by the founding fathers, but not used)

--Indoor Plumbing
--Total Funkiness
--Melanie Franklin, Ben's hot niece

#9001: Not to Be Used as a Flotation Device

--schadenfreude
--Dick Cheney
--Destructicorn

#9007: 3 More Suggestions for Constellation Names (Not Gonna Effing Happen Division)

--Hasselhoff
--That one great Mets team with all the Jews
--Dogs Playing Poker

#9002: Similarly-Themed Band Names

--The Gummi Bear Federation
--Autonomous Gummi Bears of Ohio
--GummiZexual

#9001: DISCONTINUED SAD CLOWNS (too sad)

--Sobbo
--Mr. Griefy-Pants
--Lieberman

#4500: Failed Regional Restaurant Chains (bad idea from the start)

--Oklahoma Oyster Lips
--Nagadoches Neutrina Hut
--Washington's Wettest Pizza!

#229001C: Bergman films (Never got made, for some reason...)

--Death and His Pal, Mr. Squishy
--Death in Tampa Bay
--Weekend at Bergie's

#727: Cancelled Clowns (Too "Edgy")

--Twitchy, the jacked-up clown
--Nauseo, the clown who quotes Sartre
--Clerky, the clown who fills out forms

#44441: 3 More Rhymes for Abe Vigoda

--Babe's Toyota
--maybe Yoda
--Care for any more broccoli rabe, Big Rhoda?

#446: SHOPPING MALLS OF THE DAMNED

--Brimstone Springs
--Satan’s Half-Off
--That one mall where the employees at the corn-dog place killed their boss and then served his wilson deep-fried in batter to their next boss

#67791B: More Unfortunate Names for Public High School Teachers:

--Mr. Misty
--Ms. Turbation
--Dr. Keypenis

#2571: 3 LESSER PICASSO WAR MURALS

--Bearnica (commemorating some angry bears)
--Starenica (commemorating this one time when Pablo was 10 and lost a staring contest with the annoying kid from across the street)
--SonnyandChernica (commemorating the cancellation of their hit variety show)

#3: TASTE TREATS! (poodle-based recipes)

--poodle butter and jelly
--stuffed baked poodle skins
--poodle, straight from the bone, just like Uncle Steve used to make!

#28661: FURTHER ALONG THE ROAD

--disappointment
--orgasm
--Leon

#528: SANDWICHES OF DISCORD

--corned beef and mayo
--20 years of all the crap you’ve been forced to swallow by this heartless world on a kaiser roll
--Mustard Christo

#345990: 3 More Rejected Metric Prefixes:

--Beeno
--Zeppo
--Oprah