21 September 2011

19 September 2011

#740: Rumored Trades

--abstinence for non-abstinence
--steady job for dream of pursuing career as writer of 3-item lists
--consciousness for unconsciousness

12 September 2011

#1554: Born, Converted

--Celtic, Celtish
--free, leased
--polydactyl, Unitarian

09 September 2011

#12515: Wait…Is That?…

--The midget from that TV show?
--That Canadian girl you met at camp?
--Mom? In this underwear catalog?

05 September 2011

#15515: In ____ We Trust (Other Currencies)

--frosting (The Duchy of Pastrynia)
--nuts (squirrel)
--Steverino (The Planet Steve)

03 September 2011

#222: Mark of the Beast's Cousin, Phil

--the number 222
--refrigerator hums louder
--your ears start sweating

01 September 2011