-- Peace March across the US for Nuclear Disarmament
-- kayaking the Grand Canyon
-- completely remove foil from breakfast burrito
#19123: Didn’t Do Because Too Busy (Regrets Division)
#78221: It’s Fun to Stay at the Y ____! (Also)
-- DWDIITR (don’t we do it in the road)
-- U R T
-- O L O
#57711: Less Impressive Presidential Libraries
-- The Millard Fillmore Archives-moblie
-- The James K. Polk 2 Crates o’ Pamphlets
-- The George W. Bush Collected Unswerving Beliefs in His Own Moral Rectitude and Frozen Yogurt Stand
#7454b: 3 Things that Are Shaped Like a Football that You Wish Weren’t Shaped Like a Football
-- that one baby’s head
-- breakfast burrito from restaurant with health-code issues
-- your workweek
#65437: Useful Life-Skills (Not Widely Taught)
-- how to not offer your opinion every time
-- how to apply correct amount of salad dressing
-- how to not audibly hum “Six-Million-Dollar Man” theme music in public bathrooms
#64323: Titles of Poetry Collections I Have Yet to Start Writing
-- The Last Weep of Sobbo the Clown
-- Meta-Forks
-- Stonehenge in My Pants
#79023: If It’s Not ____, Then It Won’t _____
-- emu meat, taste like a really big chicken
-- the funeral of a clown, make sense to throw a cream pie into the open casket
-- funny underpants, make me want to dance
69225: Wheel of Fortune (Other Dimensions)
-- Sphere of Lucky Coincidence (3rd)
-- Terragropp of Snergs (265th)
-- Dot of That’s All, Man (1st)
#44992: ____ Plus Time Equals ____
-- Twinkie, Twinkie
-- Brussel Sprouts, Need for Solitude
-- Procrastination, A Rich Well of Unpublished PocketBucket Lists
#53771: Next Year, If Not in Jerusalem, Then In
-- the Arbys on Colorado Blvd.
-- the “Cave of the Winds!”
-- a sleeping bag with several dozen bootleg Hostess Twinkies.
#47821: Some Things I Meant to Do
-- clean lint filter
-- learn Cantonese
-- assess the many small catastrophes my continued existence has bestowed upon this weeping earth
#32012b: The Three Horsemen of the Alpacalypse
-- ScratchyWool
-- AltitudeSickness
-- DirtyWetSockSmell
#82819: Movie Titles from the Shelf-Lifetime Network
-- A Ritz to Remember
-- Mustard Misunderstood
-- The Tchotchke Sisterhood
#6144: Whence My Confusion
-- use of the word “whence”
-- that I’m still allowed near the donuts
-- Tuesday, but feels like April
#44862: Grab Bag!
-- Channing Tatum O’Neal
-- kimjongtini
-- the third flying monkey out of one’s ass
#70213: Oscar Hosts Under Consideration for Next Year’s Show (Not)
-- Kim Jong Un
-- Honey Badger Guy
-- J Diego
#2008b: Other Things with Which He Is Killing Me Softly
-- his atonal humming
-- his constant references to that time a guy told him he'd make a good navy seal
-- his flatulence
-- his constant references to that time a guy told him he'd make a good navy seal
-- his flatulence
#21413a: Less Popular Valentines Candy Heart Messages
-- LUV GLUV
-- HEIL VALENTINE!
-- I'M FRACKIN' 4 U!
#40804: Odd Flavored Snack Items Spotted in Clearance Food Aisle at the Dollar Store
-- Hostess meat pies
-- Doritos Xtreme poodle flavor
-- Pop-Tartars
#27707(d): Famous (Possibly Apocryphal) Quotes with One Word Replaced by the Word “Eggplant”
-- "We have nothing to eggplant but eggplant itself" - Eggplant Roosevelt
-- "You can't make an eggplant without cracking a few eggs." - J Eggplant Frey
-- "I regret that I have but one eggplant to give for my country." - Nathan Eggplant
#27707: Famous Movie Titles with One Word Replaced by the Word “Eggplant” (Titles Chosen for Maximum Ambiguity So As to Subtly Undermine the Entire Premise of the Bit)
-- Mrs. Eggplant
-- The Eggplant
-- The Bridge over the River Eggplant
-- The Eggplant
-- The Bridge over the River Eggplant
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