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05 February 2024
#4338: Things that Six Did after Seven Eight Nine
--called Four Five
--ran Two Three
--One a raffle
#57149: Backup Dancers (Other Species)
-- The Loose Nuts (squirrel)
-- A Hundred Thousand Similar Looking Crustaceans (krill)
-- The Krakenettes! (the Kraken)
#49196: Tragedies (Small Enough to Be Funny)
#49196: Tragedies (Small Enough to Be Funny)
-- too much ketchup on your road cheeseburger
-- a literary career primarily based on superfluous
3-item lists
-- Harvey Comics character, Tiny Hamlet and his wisecracking penguin, Chillenkrantz
#65675: Stupid Package Deals
-- dinner and a movie about the meat-packing industry
-- room and board of directors
-- Netflix and chill to zero degrees Kelvin
#40121: April Fools Pranks (Other Species)
— push your buddy off of a branch and then bite his nuts (squirrel)
— put up a bunch of “no mitosis allowed” signs in the break room (amoeba)
— dye the klerrrb pink and make noises like a 3-horned greep (creature from the planet Klooot)
#70821b: More SMALLER URBAN CENTER CIVIC ANTHEMS (Eastern Colorado)
--"Trinidad—Not Too Bad!” by Dave “L.” Johnson
--"Who Needs Eads? (Unh, I Do.)" by unknown
--"Two Buttes Is Enough Buttes for Me!" by Burt Bacharach
#2271: Halloween Costumes (Scary, Because It's True!)
-- Dennis's receding hairline
-- the chewy bits in a bowl of Dollar Store spumoni
-- Covid-denying Frankenstein
#404: Possible Names for the New Donkey
— Dennis
— Dennis the Tremendous
— Dennis the Tremendous Tennis Donkey from Venice
—
Curveball
#61103: More Rejected Gameshow Premises
-- “Who Wants to Change My Pants?”
-- “Cage-Match” with Charles Nelson-Reilly
-- “Gut That Fish!”
#72561: Rarer then "When Pigs Fly"
-- "When pigs fly, but you actually know some of the pigs."
-- "When pugs fly."
-- "When pigs fly, but you actually know some of the pigs are pugs."
#30004: Let's Clear a Few Things Up
-- I was there.
-- I saw what you did.
-- It's all been a pack of lies.
#11215: Unjust Reasons for Your Poor Performance Review
-- refusal to kiss boss's pet toad, Bobo, on the lips
-- name is similar to that of Serbian porn sensation, Lennard Smoot
-- intermittent cinnamon-y flatulence
#12342: Let's All Be Grateful For
-- functional plumbing
-- all of our weirder friends
-- good-looking poets
#28290: Lesser Pandemics
— the Bernie-memepocalypse (2021)
— Halitosis ‘76!
— the Fresno Head-lice Incident
#55621: Great Pop Songs about Tofu
— Fooled Around and Fell (in Tofu)
— Sympathy for the Bean Curd
— To-To-Fuddio!
#60610: Great Catch! (Near Great)
— Waking up next to a 3-item list writer
— That time Mabel swatted a bat right out of the night air
— Grabbed the liquid paper right before it spilled on the real paper
#4356: Under-Represented Subjects in Modern Poetry
-- the enthusiastic eating of waffles
-- toenails
-- what it's like inside a hose
#47487: Random April Fools Pranks
-- replace all the xenon with argon
-- start walking like a crab
-- every number except 36 is now odd
#78880: April Fools Pranks (Difficult to Pull Off)
-- claim to have grown a third testicle
-- mathematical subversion of Dr. Kornwald's theorem
-- Ducks have taken over Earth!
#66422: Hours after Happy Hour (4-6)
-- Creeping Discontent Hour (6-8)
-- Cry like a Lonely Wino Hour (8-9)
-- Any Pants in a Storm Hour (9-)
#14802: Less Impressive Superhero Skills of Budget Protagonist, Captain Capable
— usually has tape
— able to leap
— speaks fluent turtle
#59192: More Colonoscopy Video Soundtrack Songs
-- Nice Work If You Can Get It
-- Cold as Ice
-- Touch Me in the Morning
#71122a: Less Transcendent Forms of Spirit Travel
-- GurUber
-- "on the wings of Doug!"
-- asshole projection
#6310b: More Presidential Penis Nicknames (Two Truths and a Lie)
— “Jumbo” (LBJ)
— “‘Captain’ Stanford Hogg” (FDR)
— “Jerry” (WGH)
10 July 2018
#7373: Tests for Doneness
— voices of everyone else in the room start to sound like bees buzzing
— ass begins to itch, legs go numb
— toothpick stuck into soft part no longer elicits yelps of pain
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