30 March 2015

#9549: Other Steely Dan Football References


 -- "Losin' it again...at Soldier Field"
 -- "Tottenham mamas, you shake it too!"
 -- "Indian-Apliss--they colts!"

28 March 2015

#20000: A Few Items Left in the "Ol' Bag o' Tricks"


 -- shitload of loose 3-item lists
 -- disappearing head illusion
 -- "Charm Torpedo!"

27 March 2015

21 March 2015

#55245: What Wouldn't I Do?


 -- Quit the band, right when we're taking off.
 -- Get off the airplane, right when we're taking off.
 -- Hold that purse, in this dress.

18 March 2015

14 March 2015

#48124: Regrets, I’ve Had a Few…


-- the fannypack phase
-- doing it that other guy’s way
-- telling the policeman, “Your face has the right to remain silient!”

12 March 2015

#85942: Exercises for the Over-Exercised


 -- 30-minute lay-downs
 -- 1 rep of take-a-load-offs
 -- 15 sweat-it-nots

10 March 2015

#19047: Records Not to Set


 -- most consecutive gutterballs
 -- bushiest nosehair
 -- most squirrel bites on your wilson, two seasons running

09 March 2015

#45970: Charting This Week


 -- chapped lips! (up 3 spots to Number 1!)
 -- ennui (this hot import from across the pond debuts at Number 2!)
 -- flatulence (still holding down the Number 3 spot...)

05 March 2015

#94895: My Next Job Should...


 -- Be Closer to My House
 -- Be Easier to Understand
 -- Feature a Regular Open-Mike

04 March 2015

01 March 2015

#30511: Harvey Comics Characters Who Never Got Their Own Series


 -- Crusty, the Hygiene-challenged Ghost
 -- L'il Lecher
 -- Mitchell Middleclass