24 November 2016

#38861: Odd Things that I’m Actually Quite Grateful for


-- cheap and plentiful rubber bands
-- the sound of my children snoring
-- the 3-item list form

22 November 2016

#1002: If Not ____, Then ____ ?


 -- Butterscotch, When
 -- Here, Why Not
 -- Element J-212, Klerrrb

17 November 2016

#28652: Guilty Pleasures (Other Species)


 -- nut fondling (squirrel)
 -- fondling Uranus (Neptunians)
 -- nut fondling (Jeff)

15 November 2016

#5520: Feels like the Fourth Time


 -- seventh Star Wars movie
 -- first attempt to convince Uncle Doug that the Internet isn't a Soviet plot. 
 -- second trip to lice removal clinic

03 November 2016

#46313: How It Should Have Ended


 -- Batman and Superman get it on, are embarrassed later. 
 -- Forrest Gump elected supreme dictator, fixes health care. 
 -- Citizen Kane escapes down mountain on sled