19 May 2016

#64020: DWI's Less Successful Cousins


 -- DWM (Driving While Miffed)
 -- DWTSA (Driving While Terrestrial Squids Attack)
 -- DWEETAC (Driving While Entertaining Erotic Thoughts about Coworker)

18 May 2016

#19058: Specialty of the House (Other Houses)


 -- treated rat-skin jacket (Discount Suede)
 -- peaches 'n lard (Pie)
 -- bracing after dinner discussion about Stendahl (Al Gore's)

13 May 2016

#37219: Just Glad to Be Here (Not)


 -- Presidential Debate
 -- rehearsal dinner in Shelob's lair
 -- cannibal thanksgiving