21 December 2010

#2299: ALLITERATION FUN (Euphemism for Wanking)

--Tiptoeing toward the tulips
--Catching the catastrophe
--A bit of the ol' zizzerzazzerzuzz

20 December 2010

#9210: MAGAZINES THAT ADVERTISE IN THE DSM

--Neurotic's Thrice-Weekly
--Obsessive-Compulsive's Double Shrink-Wrapped Prime Number Date News
--Depressive's Whenever

17 December 2010

#1980: CURRENT EVENTS IN THE SQUIRREL WORLD

(list by LS,PKM,L and EM,JDF @SOBO)

--the "Filbert Affair"
--rampant obesity due to the long fall
--the long fall of Butterclaws

16 December 2010

14 December 2010

#10007: JELLO MOLDS (Discontinued)

--Y2K Bug
--Hitler's head, but before he grew the mustache
--Any US state that's sorta shaped like a penis

10 December 2010

#18: MULTI-SYLLABIC PET-NAMES

(list by LS,PSM,L and EM,JDF @SOBO)

--Snoochiepoochielumps
--Sweetcheeksalicious
--Senatemajoritysexmachine

09 December 2010

#7731: WORTH CATCHING

--express bus to Salvation Island
--feeding time at Hooters
--water balloon filled with scotch

07 December 2010

06 December 2010

#7232: SWING YOUR PARDNER ROUND AND ROUND...

--Do-si-do and lose that frown
--Whoopsy-daisy don't look down
--Close your pants next time, you clown

03 December 2010

#103:ABHORRENT BUT WONDERFUL

--cheese that smells like feet
--the bulletin board in the coffee break room in David Lynch's brain
--group pictures of other people's butts

02 December 2010

01 December 2010

#409b: REJECTED ICE-CREAM CHAIN NAMES

(list by SW, LF, HF, JDF)

--Marvin McMucus's Milkshakery
--Very Hairy Mary's Organic 'n Raw
--Mrs. Buttervein's Coronarium