30 June 2016

#68075: Prison-Related Reasons to Sell House


 -- unsightly gun-towers
 -- too close to brother-in-law
 -- won't toss our baseball back over the fence

27 June 2016

#74487: Special Sauce (Other Species)


 -- tears of foreign orphans (Dick Cheney)
 -- acorn drool (squirrel)
 -- Miracle-Whip (televangelfetishists)

09 June 2016

#74120: Extra Commandments (Not Used)


 -- Thou shalt not make excessive lip-smacking and other yummy noises.
 -- Honor thy offers.
 -- Quit peeing in the sink.

06 June 2016

#2980: I'd ____ a Mile in His ____


 -- Turkey-trot, Hip-boots
 -- Cringe, Insecurities
 -- Flounce, Bloomers

02 June 2016

#76292: Assorted Surprises after Completely Undressing


 -- third foot but no third leg
 -- tattoo of Vivian Vance on taint
 -- date isn't retching

01 June 2016

#43121: Red Rover, Red Rover, Can ____ ____ ____


 -- Someone Find Dover?
 -- Purple Look Mauver?
 -- Big Bird Bite Grover?