29 June 2015

#64461: Things that Skitter


 -- ice cubes on a hot stove
 -- weasels with long fingernails dancing on a tile floor
 -- my sanity on occasion

26 June 2015

#42255: Tell-Tale Signs


 -- STOP (drinking so much before work, Steve.)
 -- MERGE (with Denise. Her boyfriend is in Toronto.)
 -- YIELD (shmeeld.)

#61477: Louie, Louie (Other Countries)


 -- Luis, Luis (Peru)
 -- Kim, Kim (North Korea)
 -- Moishe, Moishe (Israel)

22 June 2015

#42255: Tell-Tale Signs


 -- STOP (drinking so much before work, Steve.)
 -- MERGE (with Denise. Her boyfriend is in Toronto.)
 -- YIELD (shmeeld.)

16 June 2015

#71702: Cast Out of My Paradise


 -- soldiers in the chocolate donut army
 -- the Snooze Fairy
 -- President Chuckles

#8181 Cup Holders (Uncontested)

--Truth (The "Beauty Cup")
--Beauty (The "Truth Cup")
--Jeff (The "Whiffly Cup," Bakersfield Rec League Whiffle-Ball MVP, 1989)

09 June 2015

#19210: Whew, That Was a Middle-Distant Shave!


 -- escape from Chuck E. Cheese
 -- neighbor's angora goat
 -- taint clearing

07 June 2015

#35573: Wet Blankets (other planets)


-- “No-klerb” Durrrrg (Plaent Kloot)
-- Sting (Arrakis)
-- Sting (Planet Hollywood)

05 June 2015

#35572: Life of the Party! (other planets)

 
-- “Klerbish” Bleen! (Planet Kloot)
-- ol' Fumble-Nuts! (squirrel planet)
-- “Four-oh-one” Kay! (adulthood)

02 June 2015

#35575: Unlikely Lotto Number Combinations

 
-- 1,2,3,4,6,5
-- Pi, age of oldest pet, exaggerated penis length x 10, good-looking neighbor’s address divided by 12, 40, the value of S in that equation from the movie about the science hero
-- 3, 33, 333, 3333, 6, 5