28 September 2014

#83901: Under-Used First Dance Songs


 -- "Last Dance" (Donna Summer)
 -- "Theme from Hill Street Blues"
 -- "Backdoor Man"

26 September 2014

#47777: Could Work (Just Crazy Enough…)

 

-- The “Espresso and Styrofoam Peanuts” Diet

-- Licking batteries to make yourself temporarily smarter

-- Dressing up like Ben Franklin/bluffing way in


25 September 2014

#84322: Lesser Tri-City Areas


 -- Nowhere, Dirt, and Sorrow's Ranch, ND
 -- Swink, Swank, and Swunk, CO
 -- Nixon, Little Nixon, Jeff's "Little Nixon", NV

21 September 2014

18 September 2014

#2222b: Under-used Twin Names


 -- Marvin & Blarvin
 -- Follow & Stalker
 -- Trouble & Marcy

16 September 2014

#54221: That Which I Don't _____ Could Fill a _____


 -- floss, billiard ball
 -- see naked (but want to), large concert venue
 -- accomplish each day, gunnysack o' guilt

15 September 2014

#74512: Foster Family (Other Members)


 -- Ol' Uncle Tributary

 -- Babblin' Gramma Brook 

 -- Young Man River

13 September 2014

#66210: What They're Smearing All Over Themselves


 -- a paste made of dates and goat cheese
 -- Sylvia
 -- blame for lackluster economy

11 September 2014

#78400: Otherwise, No


 -- It's not turkey bacon is it?
 -- Can I at least wear my lucky hat?
 -- Jesus loves me, right?

10 September 2014

#43180: More Cardinal Rules


 -- Never call the bishop "Shorty."
 -- Hats stay ON in the restroom.
 -- No "polishing the relic."

08 September 2014

#2915b: On the Other Hand


 -- the other glove
 -- temporary tattoo from Chuck E. Cheese
 -- sticky black stuff

07 September 2014

#88338: Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo (Also)

 -- Syracuse buffalo
 -- the health inspector
 -- themselves, late at night

06 September 2014

03 September 2014

#80821: Bendy Straw Polls

 -- Gumby vs. Pokey (1970)
 -- show of hands at the Boneless Congress
 -- House vote on "who dealt it"

02 September 2014

#33608: Near-Life Experiences

 -- staff meeting

 -- buying things in malls using gift-cards

 -- second date with Louise