16 August 2010

05 August 2010

#229001C: Bergman films (Never got made, for some reason...)

--Death and His Pal, Mr. Squishy
--Death in Tampa Bay
--Weekend at Bergie's

#727: Cancelled Clowns (Too "Edgy")

--Twitchy, the jacked-up clown
--Nauseo, the clown who quotes Sartre
--Clerky, the clown who fills out forms

#44441: 3 More Rhymes for Abe Vigoda

--Babe's Toyota
--maybe Yoda
--Care for any more broccoli rabe, Big Rhoda?

#446: SHOPPING MALLS OF THE DAMNED

--Brimstone Springs
--Satan’s Half-Off
--That one mall where the employees at the corn-dog place killed their boss and then served his wilson deep-fried in batter to their next boss

#67791B: More Unfortunate Names for Public High School Teachers:

--Mr. Misty
--Ms. Turbation
--Dr. Keypenis

#2571: 3 LESSER PICASSO WAR MURALS

--Bearnica (commemorating some angry bears)
--Starenica (commemorating this one time when Pablo was 10 and lost a staring contest with the annoying kid from across the street)
--SonnyandChernica (commemorating the cancellation of their hit variety show)

#3: TASTE TREATS! (poodle-based recipes)

--poodle butter and jelly
--stuffed baked poodle skins
--poodle, straight from the bone, just like Uncle Steve used to make!