30 November 2010

#4167: GOOD, CHEAP PLACES TO HIDE

--large thrift store
--inside a good book of contemporary poetry
--underneath a mask of flirty disinterest

#12008: TASTES THAT EVOKE A STRONG MEMORY

(list created @SOBO on 11.29.10 by LS,PKM, E and LM, JDF)

--Beef jerky (stealing food from the cat bowl, as a young child)
--Wool (making out with a sheep)
--Watercolor paints (Kindergarten art class when Mrs. Karney told us not to get paint on our hands but what is she thinking because I'm left-handed, so I always had to lick my hand clean.)

23 November 2010

22 November 2010

#883b: THE NEXT 3 STEPS

--Find the Skeleton Key
--Key the Skeleton's Car
--Prank call the Skeleton's House

19 November 2010

#20540: ON SPECIAL THIS WEEK

--egg salad
--diminished grandiosity
--waterproof underpants

16 November 2010

#6751b: REJECTED FOLLOW-UP LINES FOR "My little horse must think it queer"

--For me to offer him a beer
--Whenever I stand up and cheer
--But I tuck the daisy behind my ear

12 November 2010

09 November 2010

#877: EASY COLLEGE COURSES FOR ATHLETES (Less Popular Sports)

--Waffle-Making for Quafflers
--Muff-Buffing for Duffers
--Dancing (But in Comfortable Shoes) for Ice Dancers

05 November 2010

04 November 2010

#62: FILLING IN FOR SOMEONE ELSE

--me (for Cary Grant)
--you (for Greta Garbo)
--your mom (for Greta Garbo's mom)

02 November 2010