26 January 2011

#888: CIVIC DUTIES (Fun!)

--exciting the librarians
--packing the mayor's afternoon bowl
--shouting out the hour from the Naked Shouting Tower

25 January 2011

24 January 2011

#15003: RHYMING DREAM DATES

--The Dalai Lama and Lady Gaga
--Albert Einstein and Robert Heinlein
--Pablo Neruda and the Big Fat Buddha

19 January 2011

#9750: ZOMBIE LOVE STORIES

(from last evening's SoBo madness...)

--Romeo and Juliet's Brains
--The Naked and the Undead
--He Loved Her for Her Brains

18 January 2011

#8120: BUZZER-BEATERS! (Geologic Time)

--"Cretaceous Days Fun-Run!" mammal results
--ionosphere polarity reversal
--healthcare reform

17 January 2011

#3259: FEATURES OF EXTRA-EXPENSIVE PANTS

--built-in smoke detector
--auto-johnson
--pocket pool table next to the jukebox

13 January 2011

#6181: HIGHWAY SIGNS (Not at All Encouraging)

for PKM

--"HIGHWAY ENDS -- 500 FT BEHIND YOU"
--"RETIREMENT COMMUNITY, NEXT 6 EXITS"
--"YOUR PANTS ARE UNZIPPED"

11 January 2011

#4098: WHERE DID I LEAVE MY PANTS?

--on Semester at Sea
--near the statue of Pancho Villa, downtown Ensenada
--in the conference room

#125: POCKETBUCKET LISTS (How to Play)

--As with any good game, this one should be played with an eye toward learning something...about the game, or about the others playing it, or about oneself, or about whatever the hell the damn list is about.
--All players should completely ignore any critical voices (either internal or external) telling you that you're not good enough to play the game.
--Fuck those voices! They're only useful when they're telling you that you can't reason with alligators.

#124: POCKETBUCKET LISTS (WTF???)

--Should the need arise, any list can be called upon to serve as a "bucket list."
--Should one wish to have a list upon oneself at all times (just in case) keeping the list "pocket-sized" is not a bad call.
--Pocketbucket, pocketbucket, pocketbucket...just say that a bunch of times.

07 January 2011

#123: THE RULES OF POCKETBUCKET LISTS

--The list is not finished until it has at least 3 items.
--No judging.
--Pass the pen with the list.

05 January 2011

#2011: INFINITY (The Sandwich)

--mobius pretzel
--peanut butter on a polenta roll
--Escher Christo