22 April 2015

#31732: Now with Twice the Active Ingredient!


-- pro Zargballer from Planet Kloot (element J212)
-- this morning’s commute (homicidal blood-pressure surges)
-- that goddam cat (hairballs)

19 April 2015

#51402: That's Entertainment (Other Species)


 -- Bllooozer and the Flying Zergs (creature from Planet Kloot)
 -- unnatural relations with a twinkie (Jeff)
 -- rubbing nuts (squirrel)

16 April 2015

#84311: Stress-Free Careers


 -- 3-item list writer
 -- captive ferret
 -- grin reaper

12 April 2015

#57671: Lesser Blues Songs


 -- Them Old Taco Bell Blues
 -- The Salmon-Colored Blues
 -- Dem Drivers Ed Blues

08 April 2015

#37600: Employee of the Month


 -- goddam Ron again
 -- Cheeks, the new squirrel in nut sorting
 -- anyone who will sell me these cupcakes and then look away for ten minutes, no matter what noises they hear

06 April 2015

#33433: More Than Coincidence??


 -- cantaloupe, can't elope
 -- Caddilac, cattle latch
 -- cardboard, crabcake

02 April 2015

#14075: More Tourist Traps (Other Species)


 -- Giant Ball o' Nosehair (Jeff)
 -- The Great Klerrb Barrel (Creature from Planet Kloot)
 -- Hot, Sticky, Pink Hills on the Sidewalk (Ants)