17 June 2011

#7121b: DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT ME EITHER

--funny, smart, "good kid" who didn't get detention because I was so busy trying to please the adults that I missed a lot of great opportunities to do drugs and steal stuff
--flossing
--egg-salad sandwich that you put in fridge at work last week

13 June 2011

08 June 2011

#4595: DERELICTION OF DUTIES

--either peed in sink or allowed someone else to
--ate all the chips
--ignored pre-existing treaties with Portugal

03 June 2011

#7743: INEVITIBLY

--the battery runs out
--the mailman wakes up too soon
--Denise makes a big deal about the corpse