30 August 2015

#13122: There Wasn’t Supposed to Be


-- fire ants

-- this awkward ride to the airport with Denise

-- chocolate-flavored potato chips

25 August 2015

#13501: Why They Hate My Dog


-- mispronounces his woofs

-- will kill anyone who sits on that bench

-- still pooping out legos

21 August 2015

#61324: Other Things I Can Do with My Toes


-- applaud at poetry readings

-- pick up dropped doritos

-- make you forget your troubles for awhile

15 August 2015

12 August 2015

#61654: Less Controversial Judgements of Paris


-- the BBQ burger instead of the quinoa salad

-- dark blue undershorts for formal events

-- Goddess of Love over Goddess of Head-lice

09 August 2015

#93958: More Signs That It's Time to Panic

 -- streets crowded with feral pigs
 -- hard to find good blue jeans
 -- reanimation of dead presidents and/or 50's exercise gurus becomes a thing

03 August 2015

#61445: Not-Quite-Solved Mysteries


-- What’s under there?

-- Why do you ALWAYS fall for that gag? (heh-heh, you said “underwear”)

-- Chickens, motivations thereof.