30 May 2015

#21588: Misdemeanors against Humanity

 
-- salsa with no flavor
-- jaywalking a mile in somebody else’s shoes
-- TV shows where people try impress business executives and then whine about their experience directly to the camera

26 May 2015

#54661a: Irregular Lengths


-- 2 1/3 Pams
-- distance between Mr. Johnson and his nemesis
-- duration of my good moods

25 May 2015

#35574: Trends Not to Watch


-- tube socks with shorts popular again
-- increase in length and thickness of local back hair
-- naked selfies with Matlock

24 May 2015

#9012: Check, Please!


-- whether there is a cement mixer in my blind spot
-- it before you wreck same
-- that lump on your taint

21 May 2015

#35571: In Case of ____, Break ____

 
-- Eggos, Fast
-- Pretentiousness, Wind
-- Pushy but Good-Natured Wiseguys, Balls

08 May 2015

#74902: “That’s What Sheep Said!” (har-har-har…)


-- “Just tell me which direction to face.”
-- “Smells like wet wool up in here!”
-- “Bah ram you too, asshole!”

05 May 2015