29 December 2015

#44691: Views into the Near to Very Near Future


 -- tiny winged bug about to fly up your nose
 -- previously suppressed flatulence becomes unsuppressed
 -- funny lists not going to "break through"

28 December 2015

19 December 2015

#44694: Banned Substances (Less Banned)


 -- strawberry poptarts
 -- distilled essence of irresponsiblity
 -- mildly hallucinogenic toad sweat

18 December 2015

#44692: Nearer My Dog to Thee


 -- family leaves me in the car while it gets ice cream
 -- would rather go back to bed after breakfast
 -- not sure where that smell coming from

11 December 2015

#44696: Yet More Rejected Disneyland Theme Rides


 -- Scar's Treacherous Water Slide
 -- Something about Those Mice on Ellis Island Water Slide
 -- Donald Duck Gets Gonorrhea Water Slide 

09 December 2015

#59682: Middle-Distance Death Experiences


 -- some of my poems
 -- kissing a moose on the mouth
 -- Tamarac Square, Denver,  Decemeber 1981

08 December 2015

#71043: Inappropriate Holiday Party Themes


 -- Bucket o' Naked Santas!
 -- "Kill the Heathen" & White-Elephant Gift Exchange
 -- Nobody Leaves Until I Find Out Who Clogged the Crapper

02 December 2015

#44665: More Rejected Disneyland Theme Attractions


 -- Sebastian's Undersea Pleasure Grotto
 -- Goofy's Amtrak Disaster
 -- Whack-a-dwarf