22 January 2013

#65120: Things Not to Bring Up in an Inaugural Poem


-- That the guy owes you money
-- How hard it is to rhyme with “inaugural”
-- Any embarrassing birthmarks

16 January 2013

04 January 2013

#4349: More Collective Nouns


-- a double-eyeroll of inane comments in the staff meeting
-- a surfeit of sherbets
-- an apocalypse of alpacas