28 September 2016

#19259: Rejected Mints


 -- Peepermint ("The gum that watches you get dressed!")
 -- Governmint ("Tastes just like congress!")
 -- Spiromint ("Now with 10% more Agnew!")

19 September 2016

#6519: Spreadable at Room Temperature


 -- PocketBucket list writer's easy lack of virtue
 -- rumor about hidden race of super-pigs
 -- Leon

15 September 2016

#44738: More Misheard Lyrics (slightly)


 -- I can't get no Sabbath action…
 -- Rikki don't lose that numb purse…
 -- Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, bath mat!

14 September 2016

#59682: Drives a Soft Bargain


 -- Siamese cat of Death
 -- Crazy Tiffany's used car lot
 -- Mister Muffins, the giggly hostage negotiator