29 April 2013

17 April 2013

#65437: Useful Life-Skills (Not Widely Taught)


-- how to not offer your opinion every time
-- how to apply correct amount of salad dressing
-- how to not audibly hum “Six-Million-Dollar Man” theme music in public bathrooms

08 April 2013

03 April 2013

#79023: If It’s Not ____, Then It Won’t _____


-- emu meat, taste like a really big chicken
-- the funeral of a clown, make sense to throw a cream pie into the open casket
-- funny underpants, make me want to dance

01 April 2013

#15127: Choose A Side


-- shirts or skins
-- skorts or chins
-- Berts or Ernies